Weenie Test

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> Three third graders from Tennessee , an Irish kid, an
> Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess.
> The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.
> 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' They
> all agree.
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> The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

> 'That's nothing,' says th e Italian kid.
> He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least
> an inch longer.
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> Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is
> by far not only the biggest, but the fattest
>
> That night, eating dinner at home, the Black
> kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
> 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test
> and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my
> friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see
> who has the largest weenie..'
>
> 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks
> the mother..
>
> 'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out
> our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say
> it's because I'm Black. Is that true?'
> 'No, Leroy. It's because you're
> eighteen and still in the third grade.'